10 of the Most Adorable Penises You’ve Ever Seen

A person’s preference in penis is subjective. Some like a penis to curve upward, others to the left. Some prefer no curve at all. While a perfect penis may not exist, there are qualities we collectively find more visually attractive than others. 

To begin, let’s consult the research. In a study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, researchers had 20 men’s penises photographed from all sorts of angles. The photos were then presented to 105 demographically diverse women who ranked which qualities matter most in terms of a penis’s general attractiveness. In first came its “general cosmetic appearance,” which is kind of a vague throwaway as it only refers to the general look of the penis, second came penile skin (which is also unworkable), then the shape of the penis head, the appearance of the scrotum, the appearance of pubic hair, penile length and last, girth. 

This suggests that unless a penis has reptilian scales, the size doesn’t matter much at all. While that’s a lovely sentiment, it’s also B.S. People totally care, some just care more than others and won’t say so in fear of being judged. According to the best data available, the best-selling dildo was 12 inches long while the second was 15 inches! After that, the top-selling sizes were more realistic with eight inches, seven inches, and six and a half inches. The latter results are similar to research from UCLA and the University of New Mexico that found women believe the ideal penis measures 6.3 to 6.4 inches. Well, that’s better. But it’s still a little high. The national average–5.6 inches in length and 4.6 inches in girth–is less than that. In fact, only 15 percent of men measure over seven inches, and only three percent measure over eight.  ”The best size is a nice average of six inches.In fact, only 15 percent of men measure over seven inches, and only three percent measure over eight. ”The best size is a nice average of six inches. In fact, only 15 percent of men measure over seven inches, and only three percent measure over eight. ”The best size is a nice average of six inches. 

Does Size Matter For Gay Guys?

In a study published in Psychology Today, Gad Saad Ph.D reports that gay men with below average size penises are typically bottoms and gay men with an above average size penises are typically tops. Average size men have a higher probability of being versatile 

As for preference in terms of circumcision, research shows that while that while circumcision isn’t stigmatized in most of the world, it remains an issue in the United States, where nearly 90% of the  male population is circumcised. Between the two options, people generally prefer a circumcised penis in terms of appearance, but that’s only because it’s more normalized in western culture. Experts express the reason we still resist uncircumcised penises is due to residual effects of religion, though millennials are changing that.

A man’s scrotum is an oft-neglected feature in a penis’s attractiveness because, let’s face it: it’s ugly. At least that’s what Brian Sloan, creator of the Autoblow Balls Contest surmised after throwing the world’s first (and only) scrotum beauty contest. Sloan was surprised to find that even the contest’s winners boasted “unusually low” scores and notes the three finalists all shared one quality: they were “unusually large.”

Men Discus the Ideal Penis Size

Is that what makes a scrotum attractive? Its likeliness to be stretched to the size of a bed sheet? Well, that depends on what you’re looking for. Researchers have found that the relative size of a man’s testicles can indicate whether he will be a good father or not. Studies have verified that men with large testes are significantly less likely to display good parenting skills because of a “well-established trade-off in evolution between mating and child-rearing.” The research found larger testes are linked with higher testosterone levels and sperm counts, as well as increased promiscuity, marital breakdown and divorce. On top of that, they were less likely to show interest in child-rearing, suggesting some men are biologically predisposed to being poor fathers. 

Now that we’ve observed the qualities people are partial to in a penis, how do you measure up? If it’s not great, don’t beat yourself up over it. A good-looking penis is just one of many hypothetical boxes to check off for an ideal mate or sexual partner. As long as the penis is close to normal, people don’t have much preference whatsoever, so being average isn’t so bad. While some features are deemed prettier than others, a nice-looking dick isn’t worth shit unless the person knows what they’re doing with it. Besides, we’re pretty damn pleased with ourselves as is. Research of almost 4,000 men concluded 86 percent of American men are satisfied with their penises. So, good on you. Be proud of your package. 

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12 thoughts on “10 of the Most Adorable Penises You’ve Ever Seen

  1. Alexander S. Bauhart says:

    “Western Culture” ???
    Nope. USA Culture. The rest of the Western world has not kept this in their “culture” except for certain religions. Canada has long banned the practice of circumcision unless it is really medically necessary. If parents want it, they have to wait a year for the membrane to separate, use anesthesia and they have to pay the full price, as this procedure is no longer covered by national insurance.

    Thanks though for this great article, I had a very good time with reading it. Lots of surprises to me !!!

  2. William says:

    So I should be happy with 23 cm..sadly, I STILL feel it is small…and THUS the DOWNSIDE of seeing huge dongs in pics..many of us compare ourselves to the few who are WELL endowed…Western society makes you feel if it doesn’t slap your knee caps then it is small…even when I look down at my own and have to use both hands, my eyes STILL see it as small…though I AM coming around to accepting it is being larger than what I THINK it is…

    • Bob Smoot says:

      Uh huh…. So you are so woefully unhappy with your 9″ dick and think it’s small? Don’t be a troll dude, you’re entire comment wastes people’s lives.

  3. Dennis says:

    These studies make me laugh my ass off. Inevitably they all just say the obvious, that if one isn’t blessed with good genes and, by proxy, a big dick the chances of finding a sex partner is slim to none. I don’t need a study to tell me that, all I need do is log into a hookup site/app online every day.?

  4. Xander says:

    I think things in Europe are a bit different than in US. First of all, Europe is so diverse in terms of types of penises but usually all uncut from purely white with pink head and blond / red hair to dark skin with curly black hair in average more than 16 cm. Germany is well-known for huge thick usually with big balls and little hair, uncut with a big head. Dutch are similar. 20 cm here is not a rare thing, curiosity starts from 21 cm. Here important fact is domination of top or versatile tops in these countries. French, Spanish, Italian penises are more often gain with their thickness although 18 cm is considered to be a good one but 20 cm won’t surprise anyone. Hung Bottom French and Spanish guys are absolute norm here and Hung Hungarians, Serbians, Romanians are well-known for their hyper sizes and sexuality. Size is very important parameter here, especially for dating apps where the hunt goes over XL guys with 20 cm+. Term XL for XL or Hung for Hung is very popular. Getting a question from the top guy about your cock size is not shocking and usually it’s a big turn on for tops when the bottom guy is hung and hard. Russia and Ukraine are quite big as well. But one of the secrets of Europe is almost totally top hung Georgia. Still my favorite penises are around 20 cm, thick with proportionally big head, a bit curved p or down, veiny and a bit hanging huge balls.

  5. Paul says:

    My perfect penis would be on an Asian man
    Why ? Because they are mostly uncut , not very hairy or if they are hairy the pubic hair will be straight, and the myth about Asian cocks being small is just not true

  6. Unsurprised Gay says:

    Just like most things in gay publications: no diversity in the penis pictures.

    I will pretend some of them were Hispanics and middle eastern men… and possibly even interracial/mixed men.

    You would think, with the way black men are idealized and characterized in the gay community, you could have found 2 or 3 black men’s dick pictures that are adorable.

    • Wil Blu says:

      There are at least 3 and most likely 4 “black men” pictured, and at least 3 from south of the Rio Grande.

      I will pretend that aren’t any trolls playing victim here.

    • Realistic Guy says:

      Let’s be realistic here, who would want their penis being referred to as “Adorable” anyway?! The use of that word should only be used when referring to babies. Imagine being around a group of your friends and saying, “Oh my God, his penis is Adorable”! That just sounds WRONG in so many ways.

      • Mark says:

        You’re right. I certainly don’t want to hear “adorable”. It’s right up there with “awwww” or “how cute” ! I’d much rather hear “mmmmm” or ” ooooh yeah”! Stroke my ego as well as my cock!

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