Eat My Jizz (Fun Gay Story)

“You have one of the best bodies in the gym. What kind of supplements are you using? Is it from GNC?”
*****
The other day Johnny came in to gym. I was at the desk, being a weight room monitor, which is what I do for work – put weights away, clean off machines.
Johnny was there to work out. He’s my bro. We have a couple classes together and he lifts as much as I do so we’re always hanging out.
I said something to him about his shoulders because they were looking good.
“I’m not juicing if that’s what you’re getting at,” he said.
“No, no,” I said. His shoulders looked uber pumped but Johnny didn’t seem like the steroid type. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Biff is one of our bros and he shoots up. It looks good on him, it’s just not for me. “Are you doing something different?” Johnny gave me this look.
“Not exactly,” he said, and smiled. “I’m doing a supplement. Sort of.”
“Is it from GNC?” Johnny looked around. He leaned toward me and talked low over the clanking weights, whirring treadmills and grunts from the guys doing deadlifts on the other side of the room.
“I’m eating my jizz,” he said.
“What?” Johnny looked at me and laughed.
“I read about it on the internet. It’s protein, you know? And testosterone. I put it in with my shake.”
“Dude,” I said. Then I had to laugh. “That’s sick.”
“It’s natural. It’s, like, putting back in your body the helpful stuff that goes out when you cum.”
Johnny was still working out when my shift was done so I did some squats and bicep curls with him, then we hit the showers.
“So if it’s supposed to be so good for you, how come my girlfriend doesn’t get all pumped and jacked and shit when...