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All I need is a big dick and I’ll be happy. Lol
Totally, naive here. What are the two objects straddling the Purell?
Those are cock pumps or masturbators 😉
Thank you for the feedback. Our goal with this post is to have some fun on April Fool’s Day and to make you smile during a very challenge time for all of us. On the other hand, if you’re in a city that’s seriously enforcing social distancing and isolation, these are some very nice items to have on hand. 🙂 Take care and thanks for giving us the opportunity to serve you. Cheers!
Yea, I’ll admit I had a response like Jeff did… Until i remembered what day this was posted… Happy April fool’s everyone :-* and stay safe
where’s the condoms?! really?! you’re trying to avoid the corona virus but not hiv?! total amateurs. ?
Do you know anybody with a detectable viral load? I think not! No viral load = not detectable = untransmittable, so no condoms needed.
Well, not “no condoms needed” just either be on PrEP or use condoms OR make sure the guy is poz undetectable which is the closest thing to a guarantee (although there are no guarantees in safer sex.)
Remember, it’s not poz guys spreading HIV. It’s guys who dont yet know they have it. In other words, guys who say they’re HIV negative.
do you know someone who carries proof to show that viral load is undetectable at the time of engagement? No. Because a test would show status and v-load at the time of the test not to mention STD’S so yes a condom is still best bet, obviously.
Do you carry proof that condoms are best? Do you carry proof that this is obvious?
Condoms are actually statistically LESS effective than PrEP, and LESS effective than TasP (Treatment as Prevention).
But you do you. Sounds like you suffer from the cancer of certainty.
Why would you need condoms since you are supposed to be SELF-isolating? In other words — alone, solo, by yourself?
Maybe because the kit includes Grindr?
“Embed this Fun Infographic on Your Site?” Seriously?
Bottled water is a plague on the planet, the hand on the dildo is female, Purell is unavailable, and Grindr is socially irresponsible. Is this meant to be whimsical? Because it’s really just an attempt to sell sex toys.
There’s nothing wrong with selling (or buying) sex toys, but the “Fun” infographics, as well as the videos and the alleged “articles” on this site, just keep getting dumber and thinner, and the blatant sale pitch gets more obvious.
The disclaimer when you sign up for the “newsletter” says “Absolutely NO SPAM,” ignoring the fact that the entire newsletter is SPAM.
Come on Jeff….it’s something to smile/laugh at with ALL the unrest WE as a world. From your LONG reply sounds like YOU could use a….laugh
I’m just saying
Be well be safe