Straight Male On Gay Dating Site

The personal ad I wrote while stoned and horny:
I’m looking for someone with a bit of a kinky streak. I’m tall, smart, funny — you be that too. Here’s what I like:
(attached picture from the waist down of what I like — a woman with a booty wearing black lacy panties)
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I posted the ad, not expecting much — this site was a sausagefest, perhaps ten men for every woman. I finished the bowl I was smoking, then checked email.
Holy shit. Five responses already?
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“Wanna fuck that little ass”
What? Must be some gay dude being creepy.
Delete.
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“u down to fuck, baby?”
Gotta be spam. No woman answers an ad like that.
Delete.
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“Your a hot gurl. Wanna hook up?”
The fuck? Did I …
I pulled up the ad. Dammit. Posted in Guys For Guys, not Guys For Women. Gotta back off the weed before posting. I reread it to the part where it said, “Here’s what I like …”, followed by a somewhat androgynous woman’s body in lacy panties.
I rolled my eyes.
No wonder. They think that’s me wearing those panties.
I sighed and hit the delete button to shut down the post, then went to delete the rest of the emails, which due to incoming responses was now up to seven waiting in the queue.
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“Top here. You a bottom?”
Delete.
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i’m DTF. u 2?
Delete.
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“No bs, no expectations, no diseases…
“6’5″, 32 y/o, 215 lb, brn/brn, 6” cut/thick, dom, verbal top would love to spend some time with a sexy panty boy like yourself and live out some of our mutual fantasies. Looking for something casual we can build upon.
Love a panty boy that wants to model some lingerie and assume many sexy poses while changing outfits, give me a sexy lap dance and demonstrate what a slut you are then perhaps drop to your knees to worship me while i feel...